"Take the blogg for a walk"

"Blogg, you need to learn take care of yourself!"

"Comedy is dying"

First Robin, now Joan, damn, the comedians I grew up with are going away. Please Bill Cosby, HOLD ON!

"Spontaneous Combustion"

It could be a phoenix rising, or just a really shitty day, it is all a matter of perspective.

"The local cafe"

There are times when a local cafe, cup of coffee and a newspaper is all you need to start the morning right.

I will sing thee, sweet melodies

If you listen, I will win your heart!

I can fly!

Look at me, I can fly, I can fly high in the sky, I soar over the cliffs, and near the sea, happy as can be!